I do not understand hayrides or see the rustic charm in an experience that leaves you sore and itchy

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  1. ihatetheseoldmen said: I went on a hay ride the other day. A Jamaican man wearing a sombrero was driving the tractor and singing to us while throwing both his hands in the air and not holding the wheel. then he got off and started wrangling chickens. That’s why hay rides rule.
  2. loweryourstandards said: yep. my uncle used to do one every halloween and i enjoyed them as a kid but as soon as i hit about 11 or 12 i just stopped going because it didn’t feel good
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