I was wondering how corned beef got its name, apparently the name comes from it being rubbed with the “corns” of salt

now I’m wondering what salt corns look like

goddamn wikipedia

When I was oh, uh 13 I tried dog food because I was really hungry and thought it might taste good

no

• Woke up early, stayed in bed, cuddled sleepy gorgeous boyfriend until he woke and went to work
• curled up in sun, read for a bit, showered
• hopped on train, met Ben for lunch at Vietnamese food cart, had yummy rice noodle dish
• went shopping, bought new pants and make-up remover, and then fruits and veggies on the way home!

markhoppy:

On a scale of 1 to blink-182 how much are you feelin this?

(via velocifapfapfaptor)

who tagged me in a thing? I can’t see it, sorry

I think Chara might be even scarier when he grins

worldfamousprofessor:

the dream is to become famous enough that people start speculating whether or not i am actually a reptile wearing human skin

listinthings:

• steve jobs - out of respect for the dead
• judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd
• just a slap bass riff - impossible to type
• the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band
• anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant
• gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches
• the beetles - unoriginal
• marky mark and the funky bunch - already a band

(via fennecs)

I cant remember all of my dream last night but I know at the end it involved helping a blind queen of england escape the Beatles after they realized we (me and friends) were from a parallel world set slightly in the future

My roommate is the best I’m so lucky