August 2012
halvinandcobbes:
pregame your meal with another meal to really get the party started
madeagoestohell:
youd think a website called collegehumor would be aimed more towards college students and less towards middle school boys yet here we are
July 2012
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wow I forgot how nice it is to nap with someone you’re mutually attracted to and not Do Anything
really hot, very nice
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thegoogleoverlords replied to your post: The only thing veggie burgers have in common with…
Deliciousness?
I gagged on them a lot when younger and I don’t care to repeat the experience. If they taste good to you though that’s wonderful!
I hope everyone is enjoying their free Beats By...
The only thing veggie burgers have in common with regular burgers is shape.
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See my Dad doesn’t like beef because he was a vegetarian for a while and never quite got back to eating cows so we rarely eat it
For a really long time I didn’t understand why our neighbors slightly burnt hamburgers tasted so much better than Dad’s until sometime in middle school when I realized they were turkey burgers and my whole life was a lie
The rolls my mother got had milk in them and I didn’t know :( but I’m not feeling much worse from it really! AND I ate 2 hamburgers with yummy buns for dinner and made them nicely rare on my very first hamburger try
We don’t eat beef that often, I forgot how wonderful hamburgers are
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thedragonbourneidentity replied to your post: If you submitted something under the address…
That was me, I was wondering why I wasn’t getting any word back from potential employers
Try without the plural. They probably only want one seductive teen, not a whole gaggle.
If you submitted something under the address seductionteens@hotmail.com well I’m not clicking it without proof you aren’t a spambot so yeah
if you aren’t a bot please be advised that’s a very sketchy e-mail address
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loweryourstandards asked: You caught me. I'm a street-corner princess
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Anyways my goal in exercise is to be more like Michelle Jenneke because she looks like she’s having one hell of a lot of fun AND kicking ass
I need to get a jumprope and a hula hoop, I can (okay totally have) (yesterday) (shut up) imaginary jumprope but it’s not the same?
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youngstero:
if you lose your glasses you cant find them because you need your glasses to find your glasses
the apocalypse is now
These roses smell like cupcakes? I finally understand gardening
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richwhitelesbian:
onedirection:
what makes you beautiful is fulla shit ya goblins we just wanna fuck some hot blondes with nice tits
woah!! hold on!! i cant believe my idols are talking like this! cant believe that so many young folks look up to filth like this! very ashamed& disappointed today!! one direction today you have lost a fan….
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sonnetstockmar:
The future emperor of the Fire Nation will rule with an Iroh fist.
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Moms are great, for example mine is currently blowing raspberries at me because I’ve been freaking out and making myself basically sick with worry over a test I aced.
Not a perfect score, but like, I missed 3.3 out of 4 classes yeah so I’ll take it. Yes I am bragging about this I just miss feeling good about school AND enjoying it. Hwat a nice feeling :’)
The thing about trigger warnings is that they kinda make sense in a way, like there are subjects you might not bring up in front of certain people because it flips their shit but with blogging you don’t have that small speaking range. I dunno.
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hacksawjenny replied to your post: okay so in the past year I noticed a…
it’s so hard not to click because I care and want to know? This is my issue with trigger warnings.
I mean if ED stuff really triggers you I can tag it tw: eating disorders and I think tumblr savior has an option where the post is just gone, there’s nothing to “reveal”
I’ll go do that I guess
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okay so in the past year I noticed a pattern where once I start working out I’ll drop 3-4 lbs really fast and it stays off. Which is why I’ve been not doin’ it for a bit because
I’m down to 100lbs before dinner today which is cool as hell because I’m a standard unit of measurement but also not because if I lose too much they’ll start messing with my...
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mikefuckingchilton:
somebody is hacking into your account and posting spam??
changing your email address and your password (or even your url) still isn’t working??
spammers don’t even have to log into your account.
this is the solution (given to me by the lovely chan):
go to your blog settings
scroll down until you see this
what spammers are doing is emailing that email in order to...
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Anyways I found pictures of my best friend doing gymnastics when she was 13 so now I’m really looking forward to blackmailing her out of being a hermit 100% of the time
heavymedal:
“open your mouth and touch my tongue with your tongue” sounds a lot worse than “let’s make out” so thanks to whoever came up with that phrase i owe ya
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I have probably the worst hand eye coordination on this side of the human/ape species divide
shorturl:
in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
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ladylinencloset replied to your post: One of the girls in my class works at Victoria’s…
i want 30 bras
I want 30 bras that fit.
One of the girls in my class works at Victoria’s Secret and while I’m not a huge fan of VS bras, she said she owns thirty. Shit, son
livin’ the dream
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pukegreencloud replied to your video
r u durnk
nah
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Watch
Me ‘n hippies are 100% cool until late July
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Just spent the last 7 mins freaking out because my quiz was supposed to be posted on blackboard at the same time as class begins and IT WASN’T THERE
Class begins at 9:50, I”M SO A BUTT
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polymathlete replied to your post: polymathlete replied to your post: I know it was…
What are you talking about I need to dump some toxic waste. Gross.
You’re out of luck, it’s been closed since ‘76, last evacuation was in ‘78.
And there are pretty specific laws governing toxic waste these days, you’d need to either file an environmental impact statement and...
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polymathlete replied to your post: I know it was totally horrific but please take a…
Hey baby, let’s go for a ride through the Hooker Love Canal. I need to take a dump.
I know it was totally horrific but please take a moment to appreciate that the Hooker Chemical company set up a waste dump in a neighborhood called Love Canal.
What a terrible collision of names, schools, and toxic waste.
deerhoof:
antidotes to a bad day/when you don’t feel loved
clean your room. i mean really clean it. wash your sheets, vacuum, change the curtains, break out the oxyclean and get the stains out.
call an anonymous number that’s set up for secrets and stories. tell the number everything or make up a story or cry or do whatever you need to say outloud and tell someone who actually won’t tell a...
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If you aren’t a fan of poached eggs and turkey bacon at 2AM
well
congrats to you, your arteries are probably in great shape
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