July 2012
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marththebland:
speaking of lizard folk i heard something very interesting about barack obama that i don’t think he would like the world to find out about
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June 2012
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mottsgoddamnit:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves
sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
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eytancragg:
sportyspice94:
the importance of an eñe
yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses)
yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old)
important spanish lessons.
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moominboy:
thearcticbear:
moominboy:
THERE WAS NEVER A TIME WHEN THINGS WERE “SIMPLER” AND “MADE MORE SENSE” AND THERE NEVER WILL BE
THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN HISTORY IS A BIZARRE SERIOUS OF EMOTIONAL SOCIAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL CONFLICTS ON AN INDIVIDUAL AND GLOBAL SCALE
THE ONLY REASON YOU THINK THINGS WERE BETTER 10 YEARS AGO IS BECAUSE YOU HAD FEWER BRAIN CELLS WORKING
Actually for me...
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heronqueenblues:
why are all girls so cute how did that happen
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“I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my...”
– Tara Hardy, Bone Marrow (via hcdragon)
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depressionista:
pretty unprofessional when journalists don’t end articles with /RANT OVER!!!
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Someday I’m gonna get through course rergistration without an anxiety attack but I guess this is not that dya
I really hate when my courses get droped for low enrollment or whstever becaurse then I gotta go through this twic
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freedomnipples:
keenpeach replied to your post: keenpeach replied to your post: keenpeach replied…
God’s
I just had a mental image of you and your fellow gypsy jew moonlight blood-summon practitioners
disembowling crows and sacrificing double-virgins so as to summon the
(rather pale)
penis of the divine
#to put in your mouth
Naturally
I ain’t lookin’ to be the next Mary
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marththebland:
you miss 100% of the shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
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bloodcavern:
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nosdrinker:
it’s time for another round of “i don’t remember saving that”
seaofdicks.jpg
why
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marththebland:
the staff blog is SO POINTLESS like all they post about on there is meetups and “tumblr tuesdays” where they list some blogs that they like i mean seriously why. why do you have the staff blog if you’re not going to use it to keep people informed of the changes you make to the site GOD
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internetsafety101:
imagine if the boy who cried wolf was really about a boy who cried actual wolves instead of tears. like little wolves came out of his eyes. or maybe one giant wolf
poolpartypirates:
do you know how many people there are on this planet how cNA YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES SOMETHING
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momgenes:
Age: ? Sex: ? Wingspan: 600 ft
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Please remember the difference between many and all. Some ≠ all! Yes, it is true that:
Some people hurt others in the name of religion
Some employees at major corporations lack scruples
Some white folks are racist
Some men are sexist
Some heterosexual, cis, wealthy, able-bodied, christian, etc. etc., people are prejudiced
But some does not mean everyone. For example:
Some people believe...
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nietzscheisdead:
everyone’s beautiful (except rap and country)
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barryyouasshole:
Sometimes I see babies and think awww I would like one of those and then it starts crying and I’m like NOOOPE.
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johnnyrockhard:
You are overwhelmed by a pelagic sadness.
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SCOTUS Blog's Amy Howe Explains Ruling in Plain...
cheatsheet:
Take a breath and read this slowly. It helped us.
In Plain English: The Affordable Care Act, including its individual mandate that virtually all Americans buy health insurance, is constitutional. There were not five votes to uphold it on the ground that Congress could use its power to regulate commerce between the states to require everyone to buy health insurance. However, five...
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isohfih:
“So what does a man who has basically everything get for Father’s Day? Well Kanye West thinks that a $34,000 golden skull does the trick, because that’s what he apparently gifted Jay-Z.”
