June 2012
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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vondell-swain:
he was a soulja boy, she said see you loulja boy
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May 2012
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Voynich manuscript →
johnnyrockhard:
The Voynich manuscript, described as “the world’s most mysterious manuscript”, is a work which dates to the early 15th century, possibly from northern Italy. It is named after the book dealer Wilfrid Voynich, who purchased it in 1912. Some pages are missing, but the current version comprises about 240 vellum pages, most with illustrations. Much of the manuscript resembles herbal...
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I showed up early for my morning class by thirty minutes and I got sunburned waiting outside the museum.
Clearly, there’s no point in even trying to get ahead when you’re super white.
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“Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Like the crowd greeting the gladiator....”
– Vladimir Nabokov (via velocifapfapfaptor)
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I decided to stay in and study spanish instead of going to a strip club with friends and I think that qualifies me as some kind of a saint
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“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently?...”
– Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass (via calantheandthenightingale)
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batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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shavingryansprivates:
one of my favorite hobbies is vomiting on anyone who is visibly happy so i can bring them down to my level
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Could this heroine please be dead or married already? That is how all these books are ending and it’s very boring. Why can’t it end in pillow fights and strip clubs?
Nothing is ever pillow fights and strip clubs :(
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My dog got lyme a few years ago, so sometimes when he’s stiff he just hops around on three legs, which ya know boo hoo and all, but mostly hippity hoppity doggity dang
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himynameiscarl:
oh cool we’re in the “does ‘racism’ mean institutional or all forms of race-based prejudice” argument
gonna drop some knowledge on your bitch asses, are you ready for this
1. racism’s first definition was as a term that meant “race essentialism,” that is, that race A has certain qualities because of the fact that they are of race A. furthermore, this extends to the belief that...
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I am doing well, I think. Yes, this is hard as hell, but I am facing it and getting through it and using the techniques
Crowds will probably always give me so much skin crawl I think it’s gonna ripple right off and make a break for Majorca, but
progress
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giantrobotanime:
just imagine you’re having sex with someone and it’s getting really good and then you hear them start muttering something. you give them a weird look before they burst out, “WHEN THERE’S A MYSTERY IN TOOOWN, WHO’S THE COOLEST PUP AROUND? IT’S SCOOOOBY, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO-OO”
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