May 2012
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snowpetrel:
i was talking with one of my friends in math today about her sociology class and how they’re studying gender right now and one of my friends says ‘you know what i think of gender and sex’
and i said ‘what’
and he said ‘its like one of those riddles where you have 4 fucking animals and you have to take them across the river but you can’t take the goose with the fox or the goose with...
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I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is...
– “What’s Wrong with First World Problems” (via colporteur)
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solo1y replied to your photo: Gonna go read outside, and continue work on…
Surely the best way to earn doge affection is to pay your taxes on time and in full to the Venice City Council?
I see what you did there, but I assure you, dukes and military leaders have always been very susceptible to head rubs
Few can resist that power
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justremovethearrow:
assuredlyatypical:
Tumblr should make an “I read about your distress but I don’t know what to say so I’m clicking this button” button
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Boring life updates
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Ahhhh, I’m stressed and my stomach is not happy again. Starting antibiotics tonight, so hopefully I can kick this thing I’ve had for, yech, two weeks now. Either way, I am committed, I’m gonna start working out again in two days and it is gonna hurt a lot but
I can mostly breath again, and wear a bra, and y’know I really need that form of...
April 2012
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everets:
Check out the privilege on her
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People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...
– Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto (via alexand-ler)
marththebland:
barack obama making gifs of himself looking up and smiling and posting them on barackobama.tumblr.com
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Most people find it difficult to grasp that whatever they like to do sexually...
– Gayle Rubin, “Theory of the Politics of Sexuality” (via shakuzen)
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Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be...
– Bell Hooks (via littlebirdsings)
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lordpayne:
putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares
putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going...
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chrismello:
i dunno, i feel like a lot of problems within race relations or whatever stem from history of oppression
and europeans don’t have a history of oppressing the southern water tribe
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‘Tell me just this, if it is not a secret: what other great powers are...
– A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin, p. 164
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methlabrador:
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
vondell-swain:
it’s only racist if your balls touch
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youngstero:
asked what the soup of the day was at night time and the waitress EXPLODED
adamusprime:
how did babies even survive in the wild before we domesticated them
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heronqueenblues:
being legally required to issue a public apology for everything you said in high school
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Don’t shorten random words, please. There’s nothing wrong with the word coordination, and when you shorten it to coordi it sounds a new species of unappealing pants
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