April 2012
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Seriously, how did I have friends
Also this question in the present tense
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Starting to suspect that my past bad luck with cameras is actually just the result of a time bender later this week. Yes yes, if I melt the batteries I can prevent the great “ugly dress” fiasco of ‘09
My friends get very annoying every time I suggest deleting some old pictures so now I can basically tell them which picture albums they need to download and reupload on their very own accounts if they find them sentimental
Is this reasonable? I hope so!
I’m sticking all my photos on facebook <10 albums. It’s been 7 hours and I’m on 2010
Please go back in time and murder me
March 2012
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highb100d:
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
um no
he didnt
pizzaforpresident:
easybakemethlab:
pizzaforpresident:
sometimes i wrap a blanket around my arm and pretend it’s a gun
ur so weird
What did you say to me?!
bansand:
grass is so cool its like fur for dirt
beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
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abortedslunk:
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mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait,...
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“I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately,
I wanted to live...”
– Henry David Thoreau (via acynicalcunt)
bansand:
waht if yuo asked a genie for “fame and fortune” but he heard you wrong and you ended up being famous for having four chins
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“A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds.”
– MSNBC (via belugaqueen) It’s pretty unlikely. Not only does band sizes affect overall breast size (therefore 32D is very different from a 38D), breasts are mostly fat, which isn’t that heavy. They just feel heavier because there’s isn’t much of a natural support system! In...
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dan-cutler replied to your photo: Tonight I played Sonic for the first time Very…
What are you doing with your hand? lol
Top secret hand signals directed at my Ukrainian operative. That one means “did you remember to turn off the oven”
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mikadobubbles:
did I mention how cool it looks when slugs have sex look:
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plasticoctopus:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
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Newsflash! the bottom of the stairs is a pretty poor place to leave a bike! The top would be worse, I suppose! But either way! ow
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richwhitelesbian:
well officer im sure speeding is a crime but tell me one thing do you believe in magic in a young girls heart?
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I gotta say photoshopping models or whatever into bbw is an excellent statement but as straight up pornography (which is what it appears to be) it’s kinda pointless, or even just further fetishization of an impossible ideal.
This is more headachy than the time I found someone shopping women already wearing tightlaced corsets. C’mon now
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“No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tillthemusicends)
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Ready to put my foot right through this idiot’s ass. It will emerge out her mouth, shed accumulated cocoon of guts & intestine, soar away on tiny rage blind wings
Furious: coming this fall to syfy
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Deeply offended on every possible level that I’ll never be able to pull off black hair + bangs
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