March 2012
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
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Watch
February 2012
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chrismello:
Rural Outfitters
VP Joe Biden has a tumblr too →
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“Better check yourself before you Trebek yourself!”
– Alex Trebek, Jeopardy
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
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diacrit:
i wonder if someone who was really excited about giving rimjobs has ever accidentally said “i’m gonna eat the shit out of this asshole”
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Well that’s new!
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My friend named her new newt Walter William Wellington, I want her to name it Walter William Wellington. so she can call him WWWdot
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“People think dreams aren’t real just because they aren’t made of matter, of...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fadesandspins)
vondell-swain:
Dateline NBC’s To Catch A Predator: Extreme Edition, in which Chris Hansen chases, captures, and kills dangerous wild animals with his bare hands
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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If you are thinking drinking V8 then milk is a gross combination, you are 100% correct!
doctornoah:
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we are compleat
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