September 2011
I am strongly of the opinion that to fully enjoy some music you have to really shimmy to it
Little shimmys are okay too
I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
In “the continuing fight with my cat” he peed in my closet. I’ve spent about 20 hours this week cleaning and one of the major goals was to stop this but nope! I’m going to keep his litterbox in my bathroom for a while and air out and windex and polish everything in my room and hopefully that’ll fix it
But in the course of carrying him to his litterbox to reinforce this I tripped on my stairs and landed on my knee so that’s 3 separate painful injuries today due to this cat
All of which is still better than the time he bit me on the butt and we were both on rabies watch for ten days
I am now bleeding from the chest
My cat is toast
Regardless of my personal feelings on the old honk and leer (rude! so rude!) I would like to remind people that to stay safe during rush hour traffic you should keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel
Though in fairness to the aforementioned idiot, my outfit is very cute today
I think my cat is a vampire, and if he just gave me a hickey I’m gonna be incredibly pissed
There are some things my grandmother is allowed to say that I do not tolerate from any other human being on this planet
a polite suggestion that I put on more make-up is definitely one of those things
christinadear replied to your post: Every time I say I’m gonna dye my hair a weird…
DO IT! What color were you thinking of?
I’m have no idea! I’m gonna leave it to the hairdresser because I trust her. Apparently really dark brown would look bad on me so I’ll ask about reddish and failing that, blonder. And I know I’d look good blond, because my sister does
I used to tell her that it proved she was adopted. I uh, never suspected she actually believed it but there ya go
Fucking Goo Goo Dolls stop making me feel emotions and shit.
Every time I say I’m gonna dye my hair a weird color my mother offers to pay for me to do a normal color professionally
I never get around to it but I think this time could be the time
I’ve decided that the venn diagram of people who pee in the shower and people who don’t take baths is a near perfect circle
The thing about Occupy Wallstreet is that it’s dumb as hell
“We’re gonna make people in the financial district feel bad by standing there and frowning”
Right. No. But their constitutional rights were violated and that, I actually care about
I’m watching a documentary on jellyfish and ahhhhh
so much suspense! why do box jellies have eyes? I need to know!