September 2011
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Rick Perry Knowingly Executed Innocent Man, Then... →
Just a reminder that Rick Perry authorized the death of an innocent man via capital punishment.
Jealousy… actually the ugliest part of human being?
Nope! It’s knees.
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How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
partyrehab:
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life goals:
gratisversuslibre:
clubbingwithbabyseals:
be able to take a shot from my cleavage
be able to take a shot from her cleavage
visit Texas, motorboat everyone (note: bring canadians with me. motorboat them too.)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-28)
dumperscoots:
Mona Lisa
Vincent Van Gogh
Ryder Ripps
Pablo Picasso
Claude Monet
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure...
– William Gibson (via therainyresistance)
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The only way to see revealing pictures of me in scanty clothing is:
to woo me for months
to find my self-confidence/nudes folder
get ahold of my phone and go through several hundred photos of my cat to find two pictures of me in a bra
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Why does my face cream look like cum, and is anyone who hates me able to get to it?
These are the really important questions.
OMG IS REBLOGAR A SPANISH VERB NOW
reidanheadquarters:
badw0lfbay:
i’m crying
#yo reblogo #tu reblogas #el ella usted rebloga #nosotros reblogamos #ellas reblogan
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YTMND - futurama interior crocodile alligator →
futuresushi:
plz watch
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I never am really satisfied that I understand anything; because, understand it...
– Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace (Ada Lovelace). Often portrayed as the world’s first “computer programmer”. (via cutlerish)
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finalfantasybaseball:
telepathicacid:
i dont care what gender or sexual preference you are
boobs are awesome and everyone loves them
bless this
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My hobbies include smiling at waiter boys that look like they’re in high school. If they stammer, I win.
I did well tonight.
I forgot we were going to dinner and I’ve literally been laying in the dirt all day.
I’m dressed like an awful hipster in an attempt to disguise this.
Maybe that’s why hipsters dress the way they do?
I maybe need to shave my legs but I don’t think I have time to before we go to dinner.
Whatever I’ve been sunning topless all day I am obviously TOO CONTINENTAL for this.
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Today’s experiment in vitamin D went well.
I might try this again tomorrow!
overstreet:
thebiebzwideopan:
what the fuck is spanish
the only languages i know are democracy and america
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keenpeach:
Someone mowing the lawn next door and I didn’t notice them getting closer because music.
I got my swimsuit top back on in record time
I mean I’m pretty sure they can’t see through the huge hedge in the way, but it took some damage from the storm soooo…