I am going to start writing star signs because...
jocelynseip: This week you will eat too much and feel bad about yourself This month someone will come into your life who you won’t get along with You are bitter, work on that You will never find love, die alone with 203203 cats You are an under-achiever and you should continue sitting in your house on the internet, that will solve your problems THE STARS SAY EAT YOUR BODY WEIGHT IN BREAD
endlesslyunamusing: why an o falling fof of m u bed os mcbh
venusaurphobia: Hiring inept employees because they’re related to someone in management (like a boss)
Sitting on the edge of the bed
perhapsasketchbook: For the longest time, wondering if you’re actually ready to handle the world today.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...– Douglas Adams
Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them...– George Carlin live on stage (HBO Special 1999 named “You Are All Diseased”)
Fuck it! Do it live. I’ll write it, and we’ll do it live! Fucking thing sucks.– William Shakespeare (via historysaidwhat)