July 2011
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June 2011
“All the eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus.
When I crack...”
– ~P.T Barnum (via historysaidwhat)
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dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the feeling that everything has already been done, that the experiment of human culture long ago filled its petri dish and now just feeds on itself, endlessly crossbreeding old clichés into a radioactive ooze of sadness.
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Thanks to my backpack I have the upper body of like, Athena. If blah blah medical stuff works out, I will start working out again. If I’m capable of eliminating one additional source of stress, i.e. my body image, I should do so.
Feeling good; feels good!
Ice cream koans are delicious.
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Things which maybe describe my emotions:
“And when you’re up, you’re up,
And when you’re down, you’re down,
And when you’re only half-way up,
You’re neither up nor down!”
I have realized that this also accurately describes boners. The “Grand Old Duke of York” was definitely someone’s nickname for their junk.
1-800-cum2satan:
why do I feel as if I have to trick people into liking me
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I mean really sometimes I hate all my friends and everyone I know and I just want to pack up and run away. But other nights, nights like this, I will sit there in the midst of all the chaos they create while they shout about the minute details of obscure topics. And I will just think about how wonderful they are.
I really am lucky to know the people I know, and I sometimes feel like I’m...
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emeraldgreene replied to your post: This is the best day I have had in a few months….
This is why I don’t always believe alcohol to be a depressant. I usually get happy when I’m drinking, as I see you do too.
It’s a depressant in that it slows your heart rate, not because it makes you morose. (I mean obviously no let me cry into my wine, clearly I am the saddest.) Nah, booze slows...
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This is the best day I have had in a few months. I’m not just saying that because I’m a little high, and a little tipsy.
I really have had a wonderful wonderful day.
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Keep Swings Safe
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
jesthenoir:
Ten Signs That Your Man Is Cheating
Something changes: If something changes, watch out! The change was most likely sparked by an affair, or maybe something else, but it was probably an affair.
Nothing changes: Does it feel like your relationship is going nowhere? This is because he is cheating on you and doesn’t feel the need to make your relationship go anywhere because he is busy focusing on his mistress.
He talks to you: Uh...
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I decided to take saucy pictures of my face when eating chicken nuggets because I really love chicken nuggets and wanted to document that.
I have learned that it is nearly impossible to take pictures of yourself eating chicken nuggets without grinning like a maniac.
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The Science of Seduction
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The thing is, if you still feel the need to actually mention that you’re going to hell for something, you probably aren’t.
This public service announcement brought to you by footage of the Twin Towers set to Yakety Sax and my side-splitting laughter at the aforementioned spectacle.
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One of my friends got a gorgeous bra at the Agent Provocateur sale yesterday.
This is a friend I have chestal privileges with, so when I saw her in it I stuck my head up against her breasts and whispered about how I could hear angels singing.
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After looking through reviews I have come to the conclusion that there are no excellent strip clubs in my area. I am still going to go but luckily I have a back-up.
This is not so secretly a bragging post about how much I appreciate my sultry friends who love booze and turn into strippers when drunk.
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Do the dooble booble
I know summer has arrived once my friends and I go on our midnight bubble tea run.
I was dooble boobeling! The story behind that name is partially lost to the depths of time, but it essentially involves double fisting bubble tea. I have a thing for bubble tea and I suggest you not come between our love.
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I finally got my cat to come in after sitting outside for about thirty minutes on my hammock (I know, I’m such a giver) and he came in and started howling for roughly twenty minutes.
It turns out he followed me into the laundry room and got locked in. He’s always yowling about something, so this is a real boy-who-cried-wolf situation. I had to rescue him from his own foolishness...
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Okay, I just finished cleaning out my underwear/lingerie drawer by putting old, ill-fitting things into storage. It turns out it can close!
Tomorrow I am going shopping (AP biannual sale yes come to me, also you Intimacy, and I am fitting you in too VS) so when I buy new stuff for said drawer it will not get squished. I also need to purchase some kind of storage container while I am out....
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People are nice to me and inflate my ego Blog 2k11
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Post 2222. I'm bringing back the Collarbone...
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Combo-breaking the sexy like a baws.
Thanks for going with my theme here Derek.
P.S. Tardy to the party, but stop doing this when I am asleep! You cruel people!
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