June 2011
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emeraldgreene replied to your post: Do you know what the spanish word for page…
Spanish sounds easy. Can I just “a” to the end of everything?
Occasionally you also have to shout ¡arriba! and wave at the ceiling dramatically. This is what I have learned in these last two weeks of study.
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Do you know what the spanish word for page is? Página.
Yes, I am 12.
Don't you dare ask me invasive questions about my...
brokentripod:
Yes, I’m talking to you.
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My internet has been unreliable all evening I have accused every family member present of “stealing my internet” and sundry other defamatory accusations.
Bandwith theives, all of them!
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May 2011
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I got a sunburn today while waiting for my sister and mother. I would say my exposure lasted perhaps 10 minutes.
I am not just figuratively the whitest person you know.
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I’m just not happy about anything today.
Actually there are a few small exceptions. I still love summer scents such as mulch and lilac bushes, and also cheese. It’ll take more than a bad day before I stop feeling joyous about cheese.
Fine. I am feeling discontent but highly indecisive.
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“We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
But we tried to fight it.”
– Nero (via historysaidwhat)
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How to write good.
bleep-bloop:
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Contractions aren’t necessary.
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
One...
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For the people.
endlesslyunamusing:
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Greek yogurt is now added the list of things I can’t eat in front of my friends unless I want to hear jokes about genitalia for about thirty minutes afterward.
It even sounds like a metaphor for jizz, holy wow.
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bouncycastleforautisticpuppies replied to your post: I’m watching a video with a bunch of odd animals…
It’s the greatest video though, no?
I laughed pretty hard. The description on Youtube only makes it funnier.
“i hate this song so i add dog and cat to see if it makes it better. it help a bit i think. i also playd really bad piano.”
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I like having serious quotes and meaningful images on my blog.
I’m trying to avoid another incident like the “cellphone-pussy” one. I went to show my friend something on my blog. She saw my post from earlier that day about how she texted me when I was sitting on my phone and I had some very ~funny feelings~ in the library.
Now she thinks I only blog about my ladyparts and...
“Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you...”
– Janet Fitch (via atomos)
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I’m watching a video with a bunch of odd animal noises and my smaller dog came over to protect me and my large dog did the “what’s up” sniff. Even though they still have noise-making issues, dogs are the best security system.
Particularly if you are regularly getting sexually assaulted by squirrels.
“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via strange-voices) 