April 2011
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“Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can swing with...”
– Eddie Izzard
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“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than...”
– J. K. Rowling (via infinitexposure)
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“Technology really doesn’t make people smarter, it just means they find new...”
– The world according to my Mother when she is frustrated by stupid emails.
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““The Crusades were, ‘We kill you in the name of Jesus!’
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– Eddie Izzard
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50 Scientifically Proven Ways to Be Persuasive →
reallykatie:
I found #30 especially interesting:
People like the sound of their name, and that defines their vocation. There are three times as many dentists named Dennis as any other names. Number of Florences living in Florida is disproportionately high, same goes for Louises living in Louisiana.
What does that mean for me? Nothing rhymes with my name besides Haiti!
and #35:
“Because”...
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“I mean Hank, the movie was great, but the thirty minutes before the movie...”
– John Green (via customizable)
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“And they’re missing a huge opportunity here ‘cos we all know one of the main...”
– Eddie Izzard (via saltforsalt)
“The NRA says ‘Guns don’t kill people, people do’. I think the gun helps, you...”
– Eddie Izzard (via timegivenus)
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Things I have learned today
1. Use a small amount of hand salve in case it is waxy and sticks to your hands for way too long
2. It is really hard to use a computer with only your elbows and lips.
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Watchfuckyeahalbuquerque:
Click to make circles… .then listen!!!
Space Bar clears the screen
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