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KEENPEACH WHY ARE YOU POSTING SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS
marxisforbros: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE ME TO UNFOLLOW YOU Oh, yeah. I wasn’t really sure how to tag those in a way to avoid offense to more delicate stomachs? “creepy cool but potential eyeball terror” “it’s totally cool if you like split tongues but they give some folks the heebie-jeebies” I just didn’t think “heebie-jeebie eyeball...
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shorturl: here is a judgemental lamp
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The story on the dude who was forced to eat a biscuit with “”“fluids”“” is on again tonight. They’ve concluded that there was, in fact, hazing. You… you don’t say
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africans: theres no lupe fiasco i just checked neopets they’re all fine
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How To Turn Down A Dare Graciously →
interwar: Sometimes, when you find yourself being challenged to do things you’re not comfortable with, a social situation can turn awkward. Here’s how you can deflect such pressures and turn down a dare without losing face: Excuse yourself after surreptitiously singing your ringtone. Distract everyone with your double-jointed thumb. Politely and graciously inform challenger that he is under...
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This documentary says Martin Luther King was a trekkie? That’s so cool!
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“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have...”
– Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (Good Omens)
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“If only I would have checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via ozymandiasdethroned)
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My Dad is getting into A Song of Ice and Fire, so everything is going according to plan excellent work, Smithers
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madcatterv2: i saw mommy kissing santa claus and now i need years of counseling
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What’s a good way to tell a young girl her artsy pictures of candles look like sad vaginas?
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I have a real problem where I can never tell if the lights are flickering or I’m just really tired If I get axe murdered please remember me fondly with fondue
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