November 2011
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streetfightinman replied to your post: You’re adorably cute as it is, you’re just going to push it over the top by adding in clumsiness…
Kudos on using the word tuchus haha
Yiddish is pretty fun! I got a book of yiddish jokes once but about half of them were puns with the word putz. (That’s yiddish for penis) (It gets less funny around the fifteenth time.)
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Anonymous asked: You're adorably cute as it is, you're just going to push it over the top by adding in clumsiness...
I spent the entire weekend drinking and I got to give out candy to a four year old dressed as a candy corn. I really like how Halloween fell on a monday this year, this is the best of both worlds!
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Fell over putting on my shoes. Everything else went better than expected!
I’ve gotten pretty good at decorating for Halloween! Some year I’ll even do it far enough in advance that I still have the time and energy to get in a costume before the trick or treaters come.
Anyways, I took down the motion sensors and I’m about to go kill the lights. I’m hoping to survive the three thorny bushes I need to dodge in the dark to yank them all out....
October 2011
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Everything is decorated and it looks spiffing!
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Last night I dreamed about a family of vampire horses that ran around through history trying to save ancient art pieces.
Sometimes my subconscious is a pretty groovy place.
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if-you-follow-there-will-be-cake replied to your post: I cut my leg on my inner thigh three days ago. It…
on purpose? :(
No, definitely not! Long story though.
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I cut my leg on my inner thigh three days ago. It just now opened up again and won’t stop bleeding.
I just want to sleep without looking like I perioded all over my sheets
blogsaretough:
i think the reason that joking about serious events is therapeutic for some people is that it makes the situation a little more okay. by making jokes, you’re essentially saying, “this happened to me and it was awful, but that’s okay because awful things happen and i’m not going to feel bad about it. instead, i’m going to laugh at it.” and by laughing, you sort of win. life doesn’t...
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It turns out ten years of ADD meds has actually broken my brain’s appetite centers. For dinner I ate:
Lamb, couscous, wild thyme potatoes plus onions and tomatoes, honeyed cabage with a mint leaf garnish, onions and mushrooms, garlic naan with spinach dip, grapes, a fruity salad, champagne and iced tea, then bread with butter and caviar, then more garlic naan with the potatoes, then a full...
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Because the power was out last night my parents had a fire and my whole house smells of woodsmoke and winter.
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Watch
Pregnancy time-lapse.
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“ZOMBIES DON’T RUN!
I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that...”
– Simon Pegg
Fast zombies are fun to watch in movies, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t a great point and some amazing writing to boot. You go, Simon Pegg.
(via namdiez)
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People are reblogging this picture of this train crash from ‘08
Okay cut that shit out
Oh god I saw these two fetuses making in public...
adambloghart:
Get a womb.
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Things actually worked out really well because my power got knocked out for about 12 hours but since I slept at my friend’s place I fell asleep all warm, drunk, and cozy watching The Lord of the Rings.
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if-you-follow-there-will-be-cake replied to your post: There were cats and kittens and german shepherds…
I have a German Shepard.
My friend has two with puppies, her brother brought his, and her uncle brought his. They also have the cats (at least six or seven), two birds, several dying fish that needed care, and a toddler. It was a madhouse! Mad, I tell you, mad!
