May 2012
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Could this heroine please be dead or married already? That is how all these books are ending and it’s very boring. Why can’t it end in pillow fights and strip clubs?
Nothing is ever pillow fights and strip clubs :(
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My dog got lyme a few years ago, so sometimes when he’s stiff he just hops around on three legs, which ya know boo hoo and all, but mostly hippity hoppity doggity dang
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himynameiscarl:
oh cool we’re in the “does ‘racism’ mean institutional or all forms of race-based prejudice” argument
gonna drop some knowledge on your bitch asses, are you ready for this
1. racism’s first definition was as a term that meant “race essentialism,” that is, that race A has certain qualities because of the fact that they are of race A. furthermore, this extends to the belief that...
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I am doing well, I think. Yes, this is hard as hell, but I am facing it and getting through it and using the techniques
Crowds will probably always give me so much skin crawl I think it’s gonna ripple right off and make a break for Majorca, but
progress
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giantrobotanime:
just imagine you’re having sex with someone and it’s getting really good and then you hear them start muttering something. you give them a weird look before they burst out, “WHEN THERE’S A MYSTERY IN TOOOWN, WHO’S THE COOLEST PUP AROUND? IT’S SCOOOOBY, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO-OO”
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nintendoggystyle:
wake up and smell the internet
I think I’ll just collapse into a puddle of human exhaustion. The next people who live here will be all, wow that’s a weird looking stain in the kitchen and every 4 months I’ll ooze out from beneath the fridge and eat all their ice cream.
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sangloupmon:
WHY DID YOU EDIT THAT INTO MONOCHROME B&W THAT DID NOT HAVE TO BE MONOCHROME IT WAS BETTER OFF NOT BEING MONOCHROME PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE PHOTOSHOP EFFECT U ARE UNDER ARREST THE INTERNET POLICE IS HERE
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I’m so tired god fuck everything about this week
Thursday I went to drop off books at the library, decided to study for a bit, and fell asleep three times in ten minutes
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whalebiology:
maybe the Olympic torch should stop letting people carry him around all day and carry himself to London
he’s a grown-ass torch
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Being a feminist doesn’t mean suddenly no longer liking problematic things. If...
– sabrina_il (via tumblinfeminist)
h0odrich:
i think theyre powerpuff women by now
yufeelme:
don’t hate your body because it’s too fat or too thin hate it because it’s a prison of flesh and its existence is meaningless
jackiefarrell:
cause i learned the hard way you can’t
base your self-esteem off of someone else
and be like “well x person likes me and x person rocks so i must rock” because
there’s a chance one day x person won’t like you!!
but you still rock!! it’s way easier to build self esteem on the foundation of another person
but when you build it on yrself it lasts a lot longer
and it gets hard...
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heronqueenblues:
“do not prepare in microwave”
Try and stop me fucker rebel yell anarchy in my kitchen
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Jess is liveblogging an Australia documentary or...
freedomnipples:
On the Sydney Funnel-Web Spider:
Jess: “that might be the most dangerous spider in the word. and its strike is so deep it has to be torn from the limb”
OBVIOUSLY, this is ridiculous and requires verification. I mean it’s not like I don’t believe it, but..
C’mon.
How the FUCK could something like that even evolve. WHY WOULD IT.
Off to Wikipedia:
“When threatened or...
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Really mad because my sister got another Gotye song stuck in my head just as the last one was packing its bags.
I’m gonna smother her in her sleep
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My tag breaks more often than it works, these days
If you tagged me in the last 6 hours or so I’m not ignoring you I just can’t see it
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Today I had to take 3 showers before I finally remembered I was trying to shave my legs
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Sleep deprivation is fun if you like being out in public and realizing it’s the second day in a row you forgot to wear underwear
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loweryourstandards replied to your photo: Last year I promised myself I would stop with the…
do it. you know you want to. the stars have aligned and are pointing straight at this dress
endlesslyunamusing replied to your photo: Last year I promised myself I would stop with the…
BUY IT I WILL BUY IT FOR YOU I WILL PAY FOR HALF JUST HAVE THAT DRESS.
ladylinencloset replied to your...
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endlesslyunamusing replied to your post: There are 12 ways to spell Sherri but only I spell…
honestly Ch’s and every other way other than yours pisses me the fuck off so bad.
I don’t really mind it but when I meet Sherrys or Cherrys I make constant references to them being alcoholics or fruits
They love it, really
There are 12 ways to spell Sherri but only I spell it right
these are The Rules, sorry other Cheris