Getting increasingly hangrey
I think my stomach is eating itself why did I not take time to eat
michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
Okay, filing this article under Doh, since that’s the first named author the other guy is named Guay academia
rneerkat: “i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way:...– Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write an About Me and This is What Happened” (via pale-afternoon)
adultmom: thank god tumblr added this new feature where you can email your posts to other people. it was really smart of them to add this right as email really starts taking off.
Today I got mad f or just a second at j.j.abrams not for like anything to do...– yes, i’ll take posts in my drafts for 200 [jeopardy contestant voice]
Standing Ovations are now de rigeur in the theater. They used to be rare,...– Stephen Sondheim, not a bad thing (via boringoldraphael)
Ugh, don’t do a Kickstarter. That shit is basically saying “I have no faith in...– I don’t think I’ve ever heard a dumber thing in my life. It’s startling how dumb this is (via voiceofwind)
I was wondering how corned beef got its name, apparently the name comes from it being rubbed with the “corns” of salt now I’m wondering what salt corns look like goddamn wikipedia
When I was oh, uh 13 I tried dog food because I was really hungry and thought it might taste good no
Woke up early, stayed in bed, cuddled sleepy gorgeous boyfriend until he woke and went to work curled up in sun, read for a bit, showered hopped on train, met Ben for lunch at Vietnamese food cart, had yummy rice noodle dish went shopping, bought new pants and make-up remover, and then fruits and veggies on the way home!
markhoppy: On a scale of 1 to blink-182 how much are you feelin this?
who tagged me in a thing? I can’t see it, sorry
I think Chara might be even scarier when he grins
worldfamousprofessor: the dream is to become famous enough that people start speculating whether or not i am actually a reptile wearing human skin
band names you should not use
listinthings: steve jobs - out of respect for the dead judge dredd - out of respect for the dredd just a slap bass riff - impossible to type the words buddha and seventeen said at the same time - i’m already in that band anything including the phrase “vaginal discharge” - generally unpleasant gray busey - “did you mean gary busey” on all your google searches the beetles - unoriginal marky...
I cant remember all of my dream last night but I know at the end it involved helping a blind queen of england escape the Beatles after they realized we (me and friends) were from a parallel world set slightly in the future
My roommate is the best I’m so lucky
Whenever, If Ever
topshelfrecords: Today was an exciting one here at our office as it saw the unveiling of two very special, near and dear records and our first foray into putting out a book (even if it has 200 pages and probably less than 200 words, haha). The humbling feeling of validation when you see something you believe in getting such widespread praise and support is something I hope everyone gets to...
Anonymous asked: Spot on? I hope you know that was satire.
somewhere around 10:30 it suddenly felt like a really strong baby kicked me in the head and iy has kinda of ben a downhill slide from there I’m gonna nap now and just be kind of unprepared
sadegg: when people talk about anorexia and bulimia and say things along the lines of “most guy like curves on a girl” god damn it shut up not everytHING IS ABOUT GOD DAMN FUCKING MEN
If you are 6’ or over and broad in the shoulders, please know I completely acknowledge your right to sit front and center in a class where the seating isn’t staggered and the blackboard is essential. but it would be more polite to not do that.
I loved all your jokes, thank you friends ( ˘ ³˘)♡
I can’t sleep and these articles are weirdly not helping
I’m working my butt off on this dumb assignment, tell me a funny short joke to wake up to, please?
seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
I just tried to copy and paste a sentence out of my head mornings are rough