I bought a bunch of candles at work so I can burn them whenever I want nice smells. watching a candle is very relaxing and I highly recommend it for anxiousness

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"i love you so much i’m vibrating" -cats, and total weirdos

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sometimes my cat will look at me and start purring because he loves me so much.

if he were a real boy instead of a cat, that would be creepy as fuck

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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via unclefather)

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its just a tater tot with a face omf

(via sydneythesignificant)

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» so someone gave me mod priveleges on r/gamergate




http://www.reddit.com/r/gamergate/ this is what I did

it took me a while to get it because I didn’t want to click on anything lmao

youre a hero

(via freebabymarket)

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man I love being a dimensional character with a major internal conflict

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“Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto.”
— By Joshua Espinoza (via lunemoelleux)

(Source: doubtsbestally, via putridpeaches)

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Death Grips - Get Got

"Get get get get
Got got got got
Blood rush to my head
Lit hot like
Poppin’ off the
Fuckin’ block knot
Clockin’ wrist slit
Now watch me top off-“

(via babeobaggins)

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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social media is destroying our planet! no one talks to each other. people’s mouths are shrinking and vanishing. yesterday i sent a text message and a nearby tree fell over and instantly died. a sinkhole opened up because of all the time we wasted on youtube

(via maximumbuttitude)

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my dad thought the water looked like one of Van Gogh’s paintings

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