overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

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toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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waterbears:

etsy understands me

(via failbag)

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obamafart:

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

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(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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I found a dude sick outside the club and got his friends to him, who asked my name… I said Sherri but I should have said Batman!! FUCJ

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shiiinji:

i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”

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  • person:get your license
  • me:The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

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“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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