Just bought 4 of the last 5 tickets to see Neil Gaiman on the last stop on his last ever signing tour with the $20 I found in the ground yesterday I think fate is trying to bribe me?

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“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.”
— Vargus, Archie’s Final Project  (via viptencho)

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gillpickle:

heyyy„, whats up my flesh vessel? how are you?, my bro, my tissue mass

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adamusprime:

in 7th grade a girl i liked wrote “don’t ever change” in my yearbook but these clothes are getting small

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brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

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rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

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malkatz:

i hate when people vilify psychiatric pills as ‘mind-altering drugs’

like

yes

that’s exactly what they are

they are for mental illness

mental


if i had a kidney-related illness, i would hope to have kidney-altering drugs on the market

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my soup smells like cinnamon because thai food is magic

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zerie:

shots fired

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The song Low Rider by War is pretty consistently playing in the back of my head

I wouldn’t even call it stuck, so much as “has assumed permanent residency”

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at least your nails are cute! and your face but that’s a given.

I am really impressed by Essie’s base and top coat and also a little too excited abut hockey lately

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Drinking orange juice from a lowball glass because my life is a joke and so is my kitchen, right now

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cocobutthead:

is this lana del rey’s favorite holiday 

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