redamancer:

redamancer:

'you can't be racist towards white people!' ah yes i forgot that everywhere is the western world, where white people have power all over the world and are the ruling majority in countries like Japan, China, India, or Nigeria. you can't be racist towards white people because they too, are the ruling majority in these countries.

i do want to point out that you can’t reaaallly be racist towards white people while actually living in a white western patriarchy because they ARE the ruling majority (and disgustingly so) in these countries 

and there’s a big difference between some white dude sobbing b/c you called him a cracker and a chinese gang beating the shit out of someone for being a gwailo, so

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obi-wankenblowme:

I think the only reason people like sun-dried tomatoes is because they didn’t call them “tomato raisins”

Which is what they are

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Anonymous
Are you into BDSM?

neilnevins:

I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c

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» The Brilliant Misandry of Orphan Black

Like you, I’ve spent hundreds of hours of my life watching “quality” TV featuring richly drawn, riveting male heroes—and the pretty, vacuous female “characters” who do nothing but react to them. That’s why the turnabout in BBC America’s Orphan Black, which returns for its second season Saturday night, is so fantastic. The sci-fi–tinged series calculatedly disdains filling out its male characters, and it’s perversely thrilling to watch as a woman. Finally, men are the sexy, empty listeners!

why aren’t you watching this yet??

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wanderingwithhisshadow replied to your post: this is probably the worst targeted ad…

The algorithms have achieved sentience, and they’re turning on us.

OH NO!!!!

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codeinewarrior:

sexessive:

Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out

another part of me is 1/16 cherokee

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this is probably the worst targeted advertising I have ever been subjected to

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maudsmuggers:

slugsgiving:

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

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nentindo:

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

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